All of Carpania is in celebration today as their beloved Scottish mercenary leader, General Seamus Campbell, celebrates his 60th birthday. The Margrave has issued a special proclamation and will hold a banquet in Campbell's honor tonight in the stadtplatz of Potsdorf. The centerpiece will be a giant birthday cake:
There will also be a magnificent fireworks display to end the programme of celebration.
General Campbell has protested all this falderol and has stated that all he desires is a quiet night at home watching a performance of NCIS on this new-fangled contraption called a telly-vision device.
